Angry Mum Day

  • If you tell me you don’t want any popcorn, don’t get upset an hour later when someone else has eaten your portion.
  • Clothes that are taken out of your wardrobe and not then worn do not get dumped on the floor.
  • When you are grudgingly tidying your bedroom, clean clothes which have been dumped on the floor go back in the wardrobe, NOT INTO THE WASHING BASKET!
  • Toys which have been repaired within the last 24 hours should not be used for a tug-of-war.
  • To be allowed computer time, you must have dry pants.
  • Having dry pants doesn’t count if they are only dry because you’ve just been changed out of the soaked pair.
  • Only walk through muddy puddles when you’re wearing wellies.
  • ‘Don’t touch anything’ includes ‘don’t knock merchandise off the shelves’.
  • If you don’t do your chores to earn your pocket money, don’t instead expect me to buy you everything you ask for.
  • I can only think of two meals that everyone likes, so you are going to be be disappointed at least twice a week. Get used to it.
  • Coffee, chocolate and silence are sometimes a necessity.
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3 Responses to Angry Mum Day

  1. Monica says:

    welcome to my world.

  2. Laura says:

    This is the awesomest post ever. What is it about kids and clean clothes being recycled into the dirty laundry hamper???

  3. planetcoops says:

    It isn’t just us then! That’s nice to know.

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